how to impress a woman / a man

on July 7, 2011 in Retorice

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
wine & dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

4 Responses to “how to impress a woman / a man”

  1. Madalina says:

    Da . Chiar azi m-am certat cu un tampit pe tema asta .

  2. Unu mic says:

    Eu as inlocui “Show up naked.” cu “blow him”.
    Impresionati nu vom fi doar daca le vedem dezbracate :d……deci vezi cat de greu suntem si noi de impresionat? :))
    A si sa nu uit, la sfarsit berea 😀

  3. Bear Grylls says:

    Like it,like it,like it.

  4. George says:

    :)))))) …. nu se poateee…. :)))) mortal

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